kakak from penang..

tadi kan..ade pondan masuk kedai..dia cakap macam ni..

pondan (P) : eskumi, du u speak english?
aku (A) : eeemmm..yeah, wat ken i do for u?
(P) : oh thank god, faineli i found sumone who i ken talk to..hey, r u an ektress? u look fimiliar..so cute la u..r u malay or chinese? i should say assalammualikum 1st before i enter u shop..issskk..my bad..im so sorry...
(A) : ha???? (aku betul2 blur)
(P) : ekceli, akak from penang..i came here to kolek my mekap set prom my fren..but sumthing happen and now i lost all my money..an now i have to get back to muar..so wat im askin prom u is..if u can bai the ticket for me..it wil b helpful..
(A) : eskumi? r asking me to give you sum money?
(P) : no....no....i just want 2 bai the bus ticket...
(A) : it means i stil have 2 give u the money rite?
(P) : hehehe...i need 2 get back 2 muar as son as posibel la dik..
(A) : if u need money...im sori..i cannot help because..
(P) : issskkk! mintak tolong pun susah!! kalau kat kl senang je! orang kat sini memang payah la! ah sudah la!!! tak payah!! (membebel sambil keluar kedai)
(A) : huh? ( blur lama gak r )

tetibe aku teringat yang aku salam dia masa dia masuk tadi..aaahhhh!! geli2..cepat2 aku cuci tangan...macam kimak punya pondan..aku lak ko marah..